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Believe It or Not...
Thursday, August 11, 2005 3:45 AM

People Really Said These Things In The US Courts...

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: 15 July
Q: What year?
A: Every year

Q: All your responses must be oral ok? What school did you go to?
A: Oral

Q: How old is your son-the one living with you?
A: 38 years old
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: 45 years

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said 'Where am i Cathy?'
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnt know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the 21-year old, how old is he?

Went for the Robinsons sale at Expo yesterday and it was quite ok.Nice wallets are going at $5.90 and bags are selling real cheap.If i had the money i'll be spending a lot!

A friend told me that he will call me on Monday and probably ask me out but he didn't.I didnt know if i shd bother coz eh has been doing so since June...

Saw the parade last night and i thought that this time is kinda memorable...i think our country has really achieve a lot in 40 years and we are still very young for an independent country.

UURGH!Have to work later!Bleh!

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